Skimmers

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

by Zanderif March 28, 2005

Dick Skimmers

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.

Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.

by T Staddon January 9, 2008

swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

by jpg3 December 27, 2010

Swimmers

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.

Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"

by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020

Little Swimmers

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006