Skifton 

not really a definition

Skifton as a teacher sucks ass

Skifton by Inforestly June 20, 2018

ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).

12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

ShiftOne Umangier by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019

shiftone 

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".

OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!

shiftone by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005

skintoneditis 

when your skin color is a different color skin (ex. very light blue, light green, even gray)

Are you sure she has Skintoneditis because she seems pretty pale to me.

skintoneditis by Dhsidkdnskwkkwkwjfjrj June 18, 2018

Swiftonomics 

The effect Taylor Swift has on ticket prices and the economies of cities and local businesses.

Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.

I have sold my soul and my house to see Taylor Swift live. Swiftonomics in action !

Swiftonomics by Sickomonster July 8, 2023

skipton

A little town that seems to get mentioned in random places. Has a mixed bunch of people including the usual chavs and chavettes along with the snobs and arrogant toads. Also has 2 grammar schools and make the people that don't get into them feel like crandulation!

Let's go to Skipton! Hmm... actually let's not...

skipton by Helen33333 April 30, 2006

skilton 

Underweight, short man who attempts to compensate with a big ego and Jesus fish stickers on his truck

Who's up for cruxifying skilton tonight?

skilton by Pythagoras June 3, 2003