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negative skillz
guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"
friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"
friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"
negative skillz by notkasuo June 18, 2008
Related Words
Skialz • skillz • skilz • skillz are on toast, mate • skillzy • Skialian • Skiaziphobia • skillz0r • Skillz Academy • SkillzAlex
Jaguar Skillz
Wow Tony, that's got Jaguar skillz
Or
Matt has gone and pulled out his Jaguar Skillz
Or
You have a large Jaguar Skills set. Awesome.
Or
Matt has gone and pulled out his Jaguar Skillz
Or
You have a large Jaguar Skills set. Awesome.
Jaguar Skillz by Dr. Jaguar Skillz December 21, 2008
Skialian
Might be a human being, but of the sub human genius... may claim their faith as being Catholic or Mormon. Was raped by a priest and is mad at all athiests because he didn't have the sense to become athiest at the early age of 22 when he was raped by said priest (it was halloween).
Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.
Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.
Habitat consists of his mom's basement, his father left early in his life when his mother became a born again christian (who the fuck wants to put up with that, right?). He sleeps on a futon and plays vintage games on his many game consoles and frequents pornhub.com in hopes of one day finding out what a real vagina feels like.
Skialian has down syndrome and suffers from FAS (before his mom was a born again christian she hit the bottle hard, now she just sucks cock). His diet consists of mainly taco bell and food from gas stations where food stamps are accepted.
Timmy: "hey bro... you ever read skialian's definitions on urban dictionary?"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."
Timmy: "LoL!"
Tommy: "yea bro... what a cunt. Not to mention he gets food stamps, so he's a sponge cunt."
Timmy: "LoL!"
Skialian by BigPapaJewski October 3, 2016
Infinite Skillz
Hip Hop artist from Virginia that is a founding member of B.A.S.E. Inc. He is best known for perfecting the balance between Hip Hop's responsibility to both educate and entertain the masses. Popular songs include Headband Game and Extra Shy which are on his debut album, The Anomaly as well as Smoker's Only which features fellow B.A.S.E. Inc member F.a.T and DZK.
Infinite Skillz by J. Writt June 20, 2007
skillz
1. describing someone's above average proficency at a given activity
2. in l337, the "z" implies something not quite legit, so the activity described may be illegal or against the rules.
2. in l337, the "z" implies something not quite legit, so the activity described may be illegal or against the rules.
Mad Skillz
Mad Skillz by Goodie October 21, 2002
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