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Definitions by Goodie

Hairy Buffalo 

A drink containing someone's alcoholic vomit and freshly ripped out pubes that is chugged by pledges of gay fraternities, such as Theta Chi (Date A Guy).
Yo, Jim downed that Hairy Buffalo like he's had at least two or three before! That sick fuck!
Hairy Buffalo by Goodie June 9, 2005

grandma groper 

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!
That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
grandma groper by Goodie June 9, 2005

taint cheese 

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
taint cheese by Goodie June 9, 2005
Crazy, ill. Applies to an idea, not a person or place.
Man, smoking bongs, thats a blitz idea!
blitz by Goodie October 21, 2002

Mad Skillz 

Extreme amount of skill in a specific area.
You capped 9 homies in one night? Daaaaaaamn, you've got mad skillz homez.
Mad Skillz by Goodie October 21, 2002