Skerking 

Skerk/skerking/skerked means when you are playing skate 3, jerking off, and listening to cool music at the same time.

For example: “I’m about to skerk in my room wanna join me?”

Skerking is when you jerk off, play skate 3, and listen to cool music at the same time.

Skerking by H hh poovis July 18, 2025

smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

Sherking 

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

Sherking by Kookye June 27, 2007

SLERKING 

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Sterking 

To stalk some one while jerking off at the same time.

That girl is so hot I was sterking behind her for like five blocks!

Sterking by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011

Skerkin 

A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.

I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.

Skerkin by Sizzlean September 13, 2008

sherking 

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

sherking by joe May 13, 2005