Skerk/skerking/skerked means when you are playing skate 3, jerking off, and listening to cool music at the same time.
For example: “I’m about to skerk in my room wanna join me?”
Skerking is when you jerk off, play skate 3, and listen to cool music at the same time.
Skerking is when you jerk off, play skate 3, and listen to cool music at the same time.
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Skerking
• sherking
• Skeeking
• SLERKING
• Sterking
• Sherking off
• sherking the turd
• Skelking
• skenking
• skerfing
The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.
by Kookye June 27, 2007
Get the Sherking mug.(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
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I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.
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