Skerkin 

A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.

I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.

Skerkin by Sizzlean September 13, 2008

smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

Skurkin 

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!

Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..

Skurkin by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Sherking 

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

Sherking by Kookye June 27, 2007

SLERKING 

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Sterking 

To stalk some one while jerking off at the same time.

That girl is so hot I was sterking behind her for like five blocks!

Sterking by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011

Sherkin' the gherkin 

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

Sherkin' the gherkin by Krummholio May 28, 2007