Skerkin
A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.
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smerking
I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me
smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013
Skurkin
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Skurkin by skurkin123 August 5, 2009
SLERKING
(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010
Sterking
Sterking by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011
Sherkin' the gherkin
Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.
Sherkin' the gherkin by Krummholio May 28, 2007
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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