Skerkin

A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.

I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.

by Sizzlean September 13, 2008

smerking

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

Skurkin

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!

Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..

by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Sherking

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

by Kookye June 27, 2007

SLERKING

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Sterking

To stalk some one while jerking off at the same time.

That girl is so hot I was sterking behind her for like five blocks!

by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007