Skelking 

To microwave a hamster and use its bones to peel back one's foreskin

Me Bebber: Hey your hamster just died maybe we can do some skelking.

Skelking by Urbandictionarymaxxer March 18, 2024

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington 

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

jack skellington 

the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing

jack skellington by doorswhore June 10, 2004

Jack Skellington 

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

Jack Skellington by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

jack skellington 

main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman

"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."

jack skellington by Rachael murray February 28, 2005