skerfing 

another word for surfing used by ...... me

im going skerfing

skerfing by jimbob May 10, 2003

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

serfing by The Serfer December 5, 2013

Smerfing 

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

Smerfing by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

Serfing

The practice of defending a landlord and their capital despite owning no land nor capital themselves.

“Steve, doesn’t half of your paycheck go to living in that walk-in closet? And they still haven’t fixed your water heater? Hasn’t it been a week?”

“Yeah but they bought the property fair and square”

“They have as much money as you do— they simply got a loan from the bank for less than you pay, and you’re paying it off for them, and they get to
keep the apartment you are living in after. Quit serfing, dude”

Serfing by Fahrenheit e621 February 4, 2022

snerfing 

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.

I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.

snerfing by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013

Skirfing

The male is doing it doggy style and then pulls out and drops his load on the victims back. Then he takes a straw and sucks the load up. Then the giver and the reciever get on both ends of the straw and exchange spit through the straw.

yah last night i saw a porno and they were skirfing!!! Ita was nasty!!

Skirfing by Pyrobanger November 1, 2006

Skurfing 

Skurfing is when you take a skim board and ride it behind a boat like a wake board. It take more skill than wake barding because your not strapped on to the board so its much harder to jump buoy's and such. It gets the name skurfing because you are Skim surfing.

Hey man want to go wake boarding today? No way man wake boarding is for pussys, lets go Skurfing

Skurfing by Skaaaland 2 August 6, 2008