Skerdle

Throw up skittles into one another's asshole.

Last night she was so good that I Skerdled

by Zephyn April 18, 2024

skerletts

A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.

That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.

by da bomba February 9, 2010

skerple

The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*

by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007

skeedle dee

A phrase used to compliment inbred,crack head, hillbilly rednecks .

In stead of saying hell yeah you would say skeedle dee

Look at dat redneck sum bitch with the mullet. Skeedle dee brother

by Pshrader_25 November 29, 2015

snerdle

to cuddle with, rub faces and noses with, and generally make a fuss over your pets

I like to snerdle with my dog.

by Klee Canada December 15, 2008

skeedle-bop

a squeel, shout, or other awkard sound emitted from the mouth in the form of a pattern and or unrecognizable melody.
sometimes used when one is excited; often used in an inappropriate setting where any sound, especially skeedle-bopping, is highly disrespectful.
skeedle-bopping is used most often in order to open the door to many awkward sounds; including- but not limited to- obscure lines from disney sound-track songs, will ferrell quotes, terrible rap songs, and teacher's names. these bursts of uncalled for sounds and phrases always, without a doubt, proceed the initial skeedle-bop

(garage-band recording is needed for the full effect of a successful skeedle-bop session.)

in short, it is something along the lines of scatting, but not quite as fancy or taken even remotely half as serious.

jessi- "dude, deedle skeebop bop deedle deed"
ashley - "dude yeah! garage band that shit!"
mr. butte- "sunuvabitch this is a classroom. please be silent."
jessi- "you's got a sassy BOWDAY"
ashley- "you ain't neva had a frand like me BOW WOW OW"
jessi- "fast car, on the highway, on the free way, mr. robo-cop"
ashley- "billie-jean is not mah-"
jessi- "dA k0oPsZ!"
ashley- "dude! yo yo yo asholtee mah frand, we go togetha like peanut buttah and jam"
jessi- "DUDE FUCKIN GARAGE BAND THAT SHIT!"
mr. butte- "shut up."
jessi- "BUTTE, FUCKING FLAVA FLAVE!"
ashley- "i'm a little dove gonna cut mah little dove wrists. WHEN DOVES CRY. prince yo mah boyfrand"
jessi- "yo da boss, the king, fa sho"
ashley- "i wanna touch yo boWdaY"
jessi- "mm damn gurl diva senora cross mmm dammnn carbohydrates sumbitch GODDAMNIT DADDY"
ashley- "nice meat-load reference dude.
jessi- "shyea. we need to garage band that shit."
ashley- "ROCK ME AMADEUS"
jessi- "i really miss mah home-ays"
mr. butte- "jesus christ, skeedle-bopping should be outlawed!"
jessi + ashley- "MMM DAMN LOOK AD DAT BEAUT!...LeDewDisz!"

by jessi bittel October 8, 2006

skerbler

a ball that runs erractically and unintentionly along the ground.

I had to hit a high draw into the the 18th green to try and make par, but I hit a skerbler and took a triple bogey.

by Lawrence Aitchison May 24, 2004