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A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.
"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"
skerbed by James Belfer May 17, 2008
A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.
That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.
skerletts by da bomba February 9, 2010
The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
skerple by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007
Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.
While eating a burger the other day I slerbled the pickel and burned my chin.
slerble by Kevin Freels (D) January 19, 2008

skerbenacker 

Hey dude did you bring the skerbenacker
skerbenacker by mc22ric October 17, 2010
sperble (spe':rb'l)1.N. A bubble consisting of sperm and saliva, blown from the lips of one who has recently had their mouth ejaculated into. {Origin, J. Waltman}
"I came in her mouth, and she blew me a sperble."
sperble by ufa aikae April 23, 2004