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Sparbler
A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010
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Sperkled
Today I was so sperkled...
slerble
Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.
slerble by Kevin Freels (D) January 19, 2008
Spurbles
Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol
Spurbles by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011
sperber
disgusting mongrol who enjoys peeing on mexicans outside of his window, he does not comb his hair, even if it is short or long, and uses the expression, PEOPLE a lot.
sperber by Steven Goplowski August 6, 2007
superbleeder
Don't wear that shirt, wear a shirt that says i bleed from the chestplate if you shoot me, and i wont shoot you, superbleeder.
superbleeder by kodi_bear October 21, 2005
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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