skepto

adj., noun. shortened form of "skeptical" and/or "skeptic."

Sam: So did you hear about what happened to Sarah the other
day?
Amy: Yeah, but knowing how much she loves to lie, I'm a little
skepto about it...
Sam: Yeah, I don't really believe it either.

by Amy4423 March 1, 2007

Skepto

A slang term for someone who is clueless or stupid in a topic or just in general.

Person A: Hey! I just saw Person C run into a pole!
Person B: Well duh, why wouldn’t a skepto like that do something stupid.
Person C: Ow i’m in agony call an ambulance.

by DraftedPsycho__ July 24, 2024

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Skepticus Maximus

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.

I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.

by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010

skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011

skeptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Skeptipole

A feeling many strippers get when they are feeling skeptical about getting on the pole. Yet, everyone knows that in the end they will still grind the shit outta that pole.

Amber Flame: I know Stripping is my destiny, but i dont think i can do it.

Jasmine Ice: Bitch, dont be so Skeptipole.

by yeabuddy. December 2, 2011