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1. A weapon of choice
2. Whatever you want it to mean
Jay: t oiiiiii dropping bare skengs stilllll
Romell: oiiiiiiiiiiii
skeng by MrMetalhead August 20, 2019
Related Words
skenged • Skenge • Skenger • skeng • skanger • skedges • skender • skunge • skange • Skegness

SS-Skenderberg 

SS-Skenderberg is an unoriginal, satanist, Brown-Fascist group. The reason why SS-Skenderberg is enemies to everyone because its leader cobra(bishop/Albanian-cockpleaser) who changes profile and name every 5 days so that he can evade his insecurities and homosexuality, thinks all Slavs and non-fascists are sub-human and he hates all of them equally. SS-Skenderberg leader cobra has an ego taller than the longest dick known to any living being on this Earth therefore he expects people to ask that he wants "help" or not and has a policy not to ask for help from anybody.

SS-Skenderberg members consider themselves "Fascists" despite most of them being brown (middle-east) and Asians(yellow), SS-Skenderberg members comprise RKK members, ASPD,GDR.

SS-Skenderberg show an incredible amount of autism, they proceed to mass dislike and make ripoffs to oppose anything you post, they are masters of stealing insults and intellectual property, they will even declare your own bot code as skidded and unironically search "Brown Latina porn" to fuel their porn addiction most SS-Skenderberg consider themselves as bodybuilders and attempt to LARP as they go to Gym's, Most notably their leader.

SS-Skenderberg members have no original ideas they will eventually make a copy of this definition to oppose this one because they can't take bitter truth and criticism their members are also known for being former weebs and furry lovers this hints at their autism trait.
homie 1: hey mate, I met an SS-Skenderberg member!
homie 2: what did he say?
homie1:he said he will report me for homophobia or racism and mass report me with pedo weebs!
homie 2: Don't question it simply surrender.
SS-Skenderberg by BadCompany2 May 26, 2021
A not yet confirmed disease of which one is born with and requires the individual to be playing music every second of their life. It is believed by many that Jay Swingler and Romell Henry are born with this defect.
Sandy: oiii bruv, i 'erd you were born wiff dat ear skeng ting?
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like
Ear Skeng by SandWard May 14, 2020
Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.
We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?
skelgel by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

Shengeleng 

1. to have the desire to fuck or bang someone very hard

2. a word you yell when you see someone who is hot/attractive/fuckable
1. Dude! have you seen that chick in the club? I wanna sjengeleng her!

2. *hot person walks by* "wow.... SHENGELENG!"
Shengeleng by helloooooosunshine April 23, 2011
Irish adolescent sub-species.

Males usually sport a bumfluff moustache, an emperor Nero hairstyle and are always called either Anto or Deco making communication difficult in a crowd of male skangers. Their natural habitat is any corner at the side of any road in any town although they can also be found hanging around outside off licences in great numbers.

Females generally have strawberry blonde curly shoulder-length hair dripping of grease; a complexion akin to that of the surface of the moon and are mostly called Lizbehhh (Elizabeth). Accessories include compulsory buggy for their compulsory child.

Skangers usually have a strict dress code of Nike, Reebok or Adidas shellsuits and trainers and a Burberry cap titled at a particular angle. This is true of both male and female skangers. Additional uniform items include a 'smoke' (cigarette) probably scabbed from some poor sod they've just accosted; bling of various types but mostly a gold neck chain (male) and Elizabeth Duke Pat Butcher-style earrings (female)

Other recognisable traits include a loud over-exaggerated accent, practiced at great length to increase their 'hardness' within the pack; and a tendency to say 'knawmean' every 2.8 seconds around other words such as 'staaary', 'bud' and 'ye fuggin wankohhh'; aggressive body posture mimicking primate behaviour especially when spoken to by any member of the public about anything.

Older skangers can be recognised by their mugshots/picture in the court reporting section of any newspaper and also by their ridiculously souped-up cars...see also 'boy racers'.
"Heyohhh meestohhh...gis a fuggin smohke"
(Excuse me sir, may I please trouble you for a cigarette?)

Typical example of a skanger initiating a conversation/fight
Skanger by morradichi February 18, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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