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Skegness 

Adj.
1) Someone emotionally distressed
2) A person that doesn't follow emo fashion or culture, but essentially conforms with mainstream emo attitudes.
3) A crude, rude and blunt individual whom isn't considerate about other people's emotions, and is consequently self-centered in this essence.
eg.1

KID 1: Oh dear, that boy doesn't look emo, but he clearly is an emo inside...
KID 2: He's blatantly 'Skegness'

eg.1

KID 1: Sherbaz is Skegness!
KID 2: Yeah, you can tell from his bastardly attacks at people.

Skegness by Joshua Arbitry December 15, 2008

Skegness 

When you express utter discust for an item or something that looks tacky.
'hey joe, that lava lamp you just brought looks so skegness!'
Skegness by Samward May 13, 2006

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

Skegness Thank-you 

A burp that smells of spunk
Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
Skegness Thank-you by puttubutty August 3, 2016

skegness salt chucker 

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

Skegness gunt 

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
Skegness gunt by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021
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