Skenger

Someone who attempts to act cool and believes they are extremely popular especially with the opposite sex, however in reality they are very unpopular, have few friends and no luck with girls.

Anthony thinks he's so cool, he's such a skenger

by TributeFV December 8, 2016

SS-Skenderberg

SS-Skenderberg is an unoriginal, satanist, Brown-Fascist group. The reason why SS-Skenderberg is enemies to everyone because its leader cobra(bishop/Albanian-cockpleaser) who changes profile and name every 5 days so that he can evade his insecurities and homosexuality, thinks all Slavs and non-fascists are sub-human and he hates all of them equally. SS-Skenderberg leader cobra has an ego taller than the longest dick known to any living being on this Earth therefore he expects people to ask that he wants "help" or not and has a policy not to ask for help from anybody.

SS-Skenderberg members consider themselves "Fascists" despite most of them being brown (middle-east) and Asians(yellow), SS-Skenderberg members comprise RKK members, ASPD,GDR.

SS-Skenderberg show an incredible amount of autism, they proceed to mass dislike and make ripoffs to oppose anything you post, they are masters of stealing insults and intellectual property, they will even declare your own bot code as skidded and unironically search "Brown Latina porn" to fuel their porn addiction most SS-Skenderberg consider themselves as bodybuilders and attempt to LARP as they go to Gym's, Most notably their leader.

SS-Skenderberg members have no original ideas they will eventually make a copy of this definition to oppose this one because they can't take bitter truth and criticism their members are also known for being former weebs and furry lovers this hints at their autism trait.

homie 1: hey mate, I met an SS-Skenderberg member!
homie 2: what did he say?
homie1:he said he will report me for homophobia or racism and mass report me with pedo weebs!
homie 2: Don't question it simply surrender.

by BadCompany2 May 26, 2021

Skanger

Irish adolescent sub-species.

Males usually sport a bumfluff moustache, an emperor Nero hairstyle and are always called either Anto or Deco making communication difficult in a crowd of male skangers. Their natural habitat is any corner at the side of any road in any town although they can also be found hanging around outside off licences in great numbers.

Females generally have strawberry blonde curly shoulder-length hair dripping of grease; a complexion akin to that of the surface of the moon and are mostly called Lizbehhh (Elizabeth). Accessories include compulsory buggy for their compulsory child.

Skangers usually have a strict dress code of Nike, Reebok or Adidas shellsuits and trainers and a Burberry cap titled at a particular angle. This is true of both male and female skangers. Additional uniform items include a 'smoke' (cigarette) probably scabbed from some poor sod they've just accosted; bling of various types but mostly a gold neck chain (male) and Elizabeth Duke Pat Butcher-style earrings (female)

Other recognisable traits include a loud over-exaggerated accent, practiced at great length to increase their 'hardness' within the pack; and a tendency to say 'knawmean' every 2.8 seconds around other words such as 'staaary', 'bud' and 'ye fuggin wankohhh'; aggressive body posture mimicking primate behaviour especially when spoken to by any member of the public about anything.

Older skangers can be recognised by their mugshots/picture in the court reporting section of any newspaper and also by their ridiculously souped-up cars...see also 'boy racers'.

"Heyohhh meestohhh...gis a fuggin smohke"
(Excuse me sir, may I please trouble you for a cigarette?)

Typical example of a skanger initiating a conversation/fight

by morradichi February 18, 2008

skanger

An Irish version of a chav.

That Mikey fella is a right skanger.

by Mc FaItHlEsS February 2, 2012

skanger-banger

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.

"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."

by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003

skanger

Track-suited baseball-cap wearing intellectually challenged knacker (usually from Dublin) who thinks he's a hard man. Usually hang around in groups of 4 or more on street corners at 2am.

tom-thebox from #boards.ie

by Weirdo November 28, 2003