Skemmel

Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.

I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!

Skemmel by leab90 January 5, 2010

skommel 

a South African's term form masturbation

Bro I skommeled four times last night

skommel by bigbattybumlicker29 August 19, 2021

Skommel 

Skommel 'verb' (pronounced Skoh-mil)

Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.

It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.

Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?

Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.

Skommel by EZMickey January 17, 2009

skommel 

to masturbate. Origin - South African Afrikaans word meaning 'shake' as in 'melk skommel' = milk shake or 'shuffle' as in shuffling a deck of cards.

I went to my room for a quick skommel.

skommel by DeanH January 13, 2008

Skommel 

Afrikaans slang for masturbating. Literally means shake. milkshake = melkskommel

I need a bit of a skommel

Skommel by deathwrangler April 28, 2019

Russian skommel

Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.

A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel

Russian skommel by chopwet March 16, 2009

skommel stain 

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

skommel stain by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018