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Semmel is the hottest person you will ever meet.
He is obsessed with the moon and delights all the girls with his.
Semmel unfortunately falls in love much too quickly and therefore often has a hard time in love. Nevertheless, he is a very good friend. For him, friends and family are above everything.
Every girl wants a Semmel, so be like Semmel.
Semmel by Marlong November 22, 2021
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Semmel ist der süßeste Mensch, den ihr je kennenlernt. Anfangs denkt man, dass er kalt rüberkommt, jedoch ist das nur ein Spiel von ihm. Wenn er anfängt sich zu öffnen sieht man, dass er viel zu verstecken hat. Seine pure Freude für bestimmte Sachen, seine Persönlichkeit, seine Gefühle und Gedanken. Er ist groß, hat braun/schwarze Haare und wunderschöne Augen. Keine normale… sondern die Art, indem du dich direkt beim ersten Blick verliebst. Nicht nur gut aussehen tut er, sondern auch schlau nebenbei. Während andere Monate lang für eine perfekte Note lernen, kann Semmel es nach einem Tag lernen schon erreichen. Er zeigt Liebe auf viele Art und Weisen. Durch Aktionen, durch Aufmerksamkeit, durch Blickkontakt. Familien&Freunde gebunden und immer offen für ein ehrliches Gespräch. Er ist die Definition von perfekt, sogar mehr als das. Er wird leise, wenn ihn etwas stört aber mit bisschen Druck öffnet er sich und spricht seine Worte mit viel Bedeutung aus.
Them: glaubst du an die Liebe?

Ich: Ja, dank Semmel.
Semmel by Eyywiin October 1, 2025
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Sammeled 

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wills'd du nich'd auch ai'na semmek ?!?
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