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Skeggles 

Plural use of the word Skeg. A Skeg is a shark-like fin on a kayak, located underneath, aft and centered on the vessle. Most watercrafts that come with Skegs come with multiple Skegs. They assist with better directional flow of water under the watercraft resulting in more control and elevated speed with less effort.
"Jason, you should do your skeggles. Without them, you might be exhausted before noon."
Skeggles by Sir Blumpkin June 13, 2023
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Skuggles 

very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
That bitch is skuggles as fuck, she looked like a motherfuckin' ululating hyena with muscular dystrophy.
Skuggles by Gremke March 4, 2011
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a really great guy once you get to know him. honestly one of my closest friends.
Sweggles is the sweetest guy i know.
sweggles by treefairy June 14, 2018
An untidy vagina. The name is derived from the steggles brand of chicken. It occurs when the labia minora/majora of the vagina hang down like the comb of a chicken/rooster, hence steggles.
Jocko: "Went down on this chick last night, wasn't pretty bro....."
Jacko: "Fuckin steggles bro?"
Jocko: "Word"
steggles by Jacko December 21, 2004

smeggles 

An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.
"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."
smeggles by C J October 18, 2007

Steggles Fart

When you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and purchase an aptly titled 'Deluxe Dippin' Meal', and end up with enough grease in your system to sink the Titanic. Subsequently, you expel noxious gases into the atmosphere the equivalent of a Sarin gas attack.
"We'd just knocked over a KFC Deluxe Dippin Meal when Matt ripped off the world's ultimate Steggles Fart - so we had to evacuate the restaurant"
"Dude, that was so funny. Did you get it from google?"
"No bitch, i got it from skeggle you ignorant twat waffle."
Skeggle by envyyttv on twitter November 30, 2020