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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Sirak Chobbyman 

An all-powerful Russian male who owns the three largest airports in Russia as well as having the capability of metamorphosing into Big Chungus.
Oh look, Sirak Chobbyman has turned into Big Chungus again!
A popular food item in the Philippines. Steamed buns with various delicious meat or ingredients stuffed inside. Sio=Hot Pao=Bun Siopao. :D
Siopao is a great on the go treat.
Siopao by YochixB July 17, 2009

siranush 

A storng Queen who helped her king built the biggest dynasty. Very loving sweet lady. Also means Sir-love anush-sweet. Sweet love
Siranush the queen loves helping people.
siranush by Tig Kross December 17, 2018
An asian who can throw pretty footballs, and can run faster black guy. nicked name asian cuz they dont know how to pronounce his name. Specifically thai and chinese. (Chai) Gets straight A's except in math... SUPER SMART! LOVE THAI TEA... huge push over, wears glasses, black shoes, sags, an awesome asian. Has many friends. Sincerely, JM&CT
Pshh, i don't know and example. Too much work. Sirasit like to work. sirasit is smart...
Sirasit by JM&CT May 4, 2011
sipara is a beautiful and gorgeous person. she’s an amazing bestfriend and you’ll be so lucky to have her. she can get on your nerves sometimes and annoying you, but that’s the best thing about her. she’s super into being rebellious but she also really cares about getting good grades. if you have a sipara, treat her good and make her your bestfriend because you won’t regret it!
“who’s that over there?”

“oh yeah that’s my bestfriend sipara”
“oh she’s gorgeous”
sipara by dasiaaaa May 21, 2018
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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