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Sirpa is a skinny tall aryan woman with a unique taste in books, coffee cups and clothing.
Sirpa by ClintWestwood777 February 11, 2021
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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Sirak Chobbyman 

An all-powerful Russian male who owns the three largest airports in Russia as well as having the capability of metamorphosing into Big Chungus.
Oh look, Sirak Chobbyman has turned into Big Chungus again!
A popular food item in the Philippines. Steamed buns with various delicious meat or ingredients stuffed inside. Sio=Hot Pao=Bun Siopao. :D
Siopao is a great on the go treat.
Siopao by YochixB July 17, 2009

siranush 

A storng Queen who helped her king built the biggest dynasty. Very loving sweet lady. Also means Sir-love anush-sweet. Sweet love
Siranush the queen loves helping people.
siranush by Tig Kross December 17, 2018
An asian who can throw pretty footballs, and can run faster black guy. nicked name asian cuz they dont know how to pronounce his name. Specifically thai and chinese. (Chai) Gets straight A's except in math... SUPER SMART! LOVE THAI TEA... huge push over, wears glasses, black shoes, sags, an awesome asian. Has many friends. Sincerely, JM&CT
Pshh, i don't know and example. Too much work. Sirasit like to work. sirasit is smart...
Sirasit by JM&CT May 4, 2011
sipara is a beautiful and gorgeous person. she’s an amazing bestfriend and you’ll be so lucky to have her. she can get on your nerves sometimes and annoying you, but that’s the best thing about her. she’s super into being rebellious but she also really cares about getting good grades. if you have a sipara, treat her good and make her your bestfriend because you won’t regret it!
“who’s that over there?”

“oh yeah that’s my bestfriend sipara”
“oh she’s gorgeous
sipara by dasiaaaa May 21, 2018
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