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This is the nigga that will take yo bitch anytime, any day. This nigga had a long dick, you couldnt even take it. He only fucks w/ bitches that start w/ P, T, or A. If its not one of them he dont give one, two, three, ABC fucks abt u.
Michel: Ohh look at sirleo w his fine ass
Patty: Bitch he dont even fw uu like tht

Ari: girl please.. his dick will have yo soul took
Patty: Been new tht. Fucked em when his dick was growin LMFAO

Michel: No fair, i want some long dick too
Patty: girl.. (she looks at Ari)
Ari: (Looks at Patty)
*They both laugh*
Sirleo by t.rici.a_ January 30, 2022

Sirloin Nips 

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.
Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
Sirloin Nips by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Related Words
When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )
A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .
sirloin by Hef June 30, 2005

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.
Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.
swinging sirloin by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007

Mini Sirloin Burger 

A type of order in the fast food restaurant Jack-in-the-box. It is composed of beef, with cheese on top, already put on ketchup. The burgers itself is $4.50, the combo is 1 dollar more. They give you 3 mini sirloin burgers. Each one is about 4 or 5 inches in height.
Hey, wanna go get some mini sirloin burgers at Jack in the box for $4.50?
Mini Sirloin Burger by n00bzers April 18, 2009

valleys sirloin 

Corned Beef. Beloved of the inhabitants of South Wales who use it in anything they can to make their Giro go further, therefore being able to afford more booze and fags. Uses include stew (cawl), pies, pasties and hash. Particularly delicious as an antipasta, just before the main course of spaghetti alla corned beef.
'Oooh, Myfanwi, what you done for dinner you lazy slag?'
'Dai, look you boyo, I got a nice bit of steak from this tin, so it's valleys sirloin for you'
valleys sirloin by Lingoooo September 17, 2007

sirloinestake 

A word to describe a person who makes video blogs on the website YouTube. People who are called "sirloinestake" or "sirloine" are assumed to be offended. The spelling is after the pun "Sir Loine of Stake".
"You old sirloinestake."

"Your videos are worthy of sirloinestake"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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