Singery

A injury you get while having sex.

I got a singery while getting crazy in the bedroom with my girlfriend.

by Batdog444 December 24, 2018

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Bobby Singer

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'

Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!

by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

I’m the singer

Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.

After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.

by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021

the best singer

FREDDIE MERCURY

Freddie Mercury is the best singer ever

by I’m a queenie June 29, 2019

America singer

If you don't know who she is then you need to go...... READ THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SELECTION!!!!!!!!!! NOW america singer

I love America singer

by Cilckmaster123 March 1, 2017

Blackup singers

Three hot, black lady singers who wear sparkly dresses and sing backup for a band. Blackups originated in the 50's and 60's, but they are so hot and good, they can be used anywhere anytime.

Guy singer: Here I am, baby. Signed sealed delivered, I'm yours.

Blackup singers: Oooooh, baby. Yeah...you got the future in your hands. (in harmony with eachother)

by blackjack416 March 7, 2009