samophile 

Someone who loves the Greek island of Samos

" Look at him, he is such a samophile"
"I went to Greece on holiday, I am such a samophile"

samophile by Ydobonsiereh March 14, 2024

samophlange 

Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.

Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"

Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.

While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."

But however you use it, just don't step on it.

<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."

<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."

samophlange by nutman May 4, 2005

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.

I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!

slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

Sapiophile 

A person who finds intelligence attractive.

Sapiophiles often find her attractive on account of her intelligence.

Sapiophile by kiwijane3 November 29, 2015

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

sexophile

Anyone fond of sex.
Sexophiles represent the greater portion of society who enjoys sex on the regular

- as compared to greater ends of the sexstrum such as nymphos, sexaholics or abstinence.

"Stephanie thinks I'm a sexaholic when, in fact, I'm just a regular sexophile."
"Ron is a regular sexophile! He loves getting it on the regular."

sexophile by King Beee November 7, 2014

Samophie 

sam and sophie combined into the sweetest creative name in history! In none other cultures or ethnic background does this name contain. Specially developed from all whom are wise.... Best girl on the 269block! Always has a following of haters, but thats what keeps you so HOTTTT!!!!! Usually bad ass softball player, athletic all around and hot body!!!! Eyes as dark as night but as fierce as fire. Basically finest bitch in history to date.

Only one white girl could possibly contain a name like Samophie.

Samophie by dirtee dietz February 4, 2010