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SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)
"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.
SimplePhile by Reptention October 19, 2020
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Simulophile 

Dudes who wank it to video game characters. Future usage could be dudes who bang chicks on the holodeck.
"Owen is a simulophile cause Lara Croft gave him a hard-on. Loser."
Simulophile by Stimps August 25, 2009

Simpophile 

Melissa is such a simpophile; she only dates simps.
Simpophile by ilovesimps69 June 25, 2020

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026