Simpintard
Someone who frequently changes their discord tag. They are temp and toxics friendly friend who is not known for missing
Simpintard by Toxic On Discord January 30, 2022
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Simptard
Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020
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SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
Simptard
When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)
Simptard by Cracked mom October 5, 2021
simptard
a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.
aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
simptard by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009
Simplitarded
When a product or piece of software has been simplified so much that you dont have the ability to control the details you want.
I like the camera on my phone but they simplitarded it and now I cant save the files to the format I want
Simplitarded by enfusion101 April 3, 2011
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