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Shagworthy 

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person
Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy
Shagworthy by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

shitworthy 

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.
Whoa, this music is shitworthy!
shitworthy by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy 

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.
Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.
Shitworthy by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device
Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.
seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008
1. a person or thing worthy of sex
2. an event or occurance whose level of fun or goodness is comparable to that of sex
1. Man, jackie sure is sexworthy...
2. Dude, that Six Flags trip was sexworthy!
sexworthy by Decidrous May 9, 2006

Spitworthy 

When you take a bite of a food and are so disgusted by its flavor, or lack of, that you can't even swallow it.
Kate: "Did you try some of that zucchini bread at the potluck today?"

Lynn: "OMG! It was so gross that I had to spit it out."

Sara: "Yeah, that zucchini bread was definitely spitworthy"
Spitworthy by Blendina Josephina September 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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