jigworthy

Worthy of doing a jig; something so cool it makes you want to dance in place (or jig, as it were.)

Bagpipe music is jigworthy.

by Arekuchan May 17, 2005

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 1, 2006

Sigworthy

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature

"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.

by bixx August 4, 2009

Jizzworthy

When an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting sex juice over.

Wow that new movie is so good its Jizzworthy

by The RubberDuckZilla June 9, 2009

jizzworthy

a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own classification. It is insulting to call a jizzworthy girl simply 'hot,' and your friends will probably shitkick you if you decide to use 'hot' to describe her

Guy 1:"Dude, that chick is hot."
Guy 2:"What the fuck? She's fuckin jizzworthy you moron, go fuck a dog before we beat your lily ass all the way to fucking Mexico."
Guy 1:"Dude, chill. I was just kidding, I already jizzed my pants."

by Master of Pimps May 21, 2004

Jayworthy

Worthy of blowing your load, or ejaculating (jizzing) in excitement or pleasure/happiness.

-Holy crap dude! This burger is jayworthy! I nearly blew my load when I tasted it!

-Dude, the way she looked at me was jayworthy. She totally blew me with her eyes.

by BJ Worthy December 16, 2010

jizzworthy

A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.

"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"

by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006