sexworthy

1. a person or thing worthy of sex
2. an event or occurance whose level of fun or goodness is comparable to that of sex

1. Man, jackie sure is sexworthy...
2. Dude, that Six Flags trip was sexworthy!

sexworthy by Decidrous May 9, 2006

Sigworthy 

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature

"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.

Sigworthy by bixx August 4, 2009

seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

Allstar Seaworthy 

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

Allstar Seaworthy by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022

Seaworthy 

The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.

Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

Seaworthy by RonaldReaganIsSexy June 27, 2014

seaworthy 

Adj. Possessing a rack worthy of motorboating.

Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.

seaworthy by SpartyON August 17, 2008

Sworthy 

A person who is considered extremely attractive, beautiful, gorgeous, hot, etc. Sworthy is a portmanteau that derives from the words swoon + worthy = someone who is worthy of swooning over; a hottie worthy of praise.

1: All the girls fawned over his sworthy guitar skills.

2: Dude! That chick is mad sworthy!

Sworthy by KamikazeKitty July 4, 2009