Definitions by it_was_a_friday_night

unfruitcaked 

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

unfruitcaked by it_was_a_friday_night April 30, 2008

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

mexican mouthwash by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

ball burn 

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

ball burn by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

Emerald 

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

Emerald by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

McNausty 

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard

I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.

McNausty by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

touch my leg by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008