cock and balls

That was very cock and balls of you. Dumbass!
by it_was_a_friday_night November 08, 2007
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douche rocket

Justin is such a douche rocket.
by it_was_a_friday_night November 18, 2007
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Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.
Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.
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fudgeknuckle me

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!
by it_was_a_friday_night December 08, 2007
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gayer than AIDS in a can

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.
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mexican mouthwash

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008
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unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay
Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song? Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?
by it_was_a_friday_night May 01, 2008
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