it_was_a_friday_night's definitions

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

McNausty

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard

I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008