fudgeknuckle me

A censored form of "fuck me"

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!

by it_was_a_friday_night December 08, 2007

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 08, 2007

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 08, 2007

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night May 01, 2008