cock and balls

Something that is extremely stupid

That was very cock and balls of you. Dumbass!

by it_was_a_friday_night November 08, 2007

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 18, 2007

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

fudgeknuckle me

A censored form of "fuck me"

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!

by it_was_a_friday_night December 08, 2007

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 08, 2007

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song? Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night May 01, 2008