Sigmus

Short for sigma amongus
Someone who is very sus but also sigma

Random 10yo : You see that guy hes sooo manly but i wouldn't trust him
Another random 10yo : Yea he's sigmus
Random 10yo : tru tru

by MrDrAgentGuy November 18, 2023

Sigmund Freud

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

sigmous

to be sigma.
to be sigmatic.

"damn dude that pie was so sigmous"

by sigma female March 1, 2022

Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018

Sigmund Freud

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Sigmund Freud

A psychiatrist who is most notably known for coming up with his idea of the id, ego, and super-ego.

Sigmund Freud also did a hella Cocaine and thought the effects of cocaine were good for some of his patients with nervous disorders.

by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

simuselfie

Simulation of selfie, when a person in the Picture extends the arm away from the scene pretending that he-she is taking the photo, while actually another person is taking it, invented in Brazil by biodados miguelito

Hey extend your arm and let's take a simuselfie

by biodados miguelito February 26, 2015