23 definitions by rathsangatas drink
a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.
by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005
a really fucking good band. not many people like them but they should. they are like coldplay with more originality. mmmmm elbow.
somewhere in the dustbowl, somewhere in the dustbowl, it fliies from
the other side of the woooorld.
the other side of the woooorld.
by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004
by rathsangatas drink October 21, 2004
by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004
( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004
a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004