Sigma Tau

A fraternity of total burnouts, douche bags, and tools who think they are sweet. All they care about is getting wasted and completely fail in their poor attempts to get laid.They think they are the best and no one likes or respects them. They are known at KSU for being "So Fag" and not accepting the fact they they are a pack of fudge-packing cunts. Their most flamingly homosexual chapter lies within Kent State University.

Greg: Hey man, look at those fags who keep getting rejected!
Mike: Its the Sigma Tau of Kent State, I heard they suck dick, literally!
Ryan: I saw one of them giving another dude in their frat a handjob!
Mike: Doesnt surprise me, let's beat the shit out of them!
All: YEAH!

Sigma Tau by dontturnintoadoosh October 28, 2010

sigma tau gamma 

A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.

Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?

What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!

No, I don't think it's accurate.

You're right to think that because it isn't.

sigma tau gamma by Hill Bicks May 21, 2016

Sigma Tau Gamma 

A bunch of fuckin' losers who mentally manipulate younger members in the name of "brotherhood". Avoid at all costs! Don't make the same mistake I did.

Some random-ass college guy: Yo, I just got a bid from this fuckin' cool group called Sigma Tau Gamma. They're like the dopest dudes around!

Me, an intellectual: Those guys are a bunch of snakes. I joined them last year, and after I made it through initiation, they took every opportunity to bash me and cause serious mental distress. I left them like the douchebags they are. Whatever you do, do NOT accept their bid, for it will be the worst mistake you ever make for the rest of your days.

Sigma Tau Gamma by Anon A. Loose November 3, 2019

Alpha Sigma Tau 

Founded in 1899, Alpha Sigma Tau is a national sorority for women, dedicated to promote the ethical, cultural, and social development of its members. This sorority has close philanthropic ties to the Pine Mountain Settlement School in Harlan County, Kentucky as well as Habitat for Humanity.

They are your roommate, your neighbor down the hall, a classmate or a friendly face in a sea of strangers on campus. Look for them studying in the library, volunteering for local charities, working on campus, shopping in the city and proudly wearing their letters.

alpha sigma tau girls are gorgeous, intelligent, and definitely know how to party ;)

Alpha Sigma Tau by beachypeach March 25, 2010

alpha sigma tau 

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

alpha sigma tau by colin February 26, 2005

alpha sigma tau 

you can't spell fantASTtic without AST!

There may be a couple other words you can spell with AST, but this is a personal favorite of mine

alpha sigma tau by turtle 1 February 26, 2005

alpha sigma tau 

The hottest sorority known to man... best looking girls, best dancers, biggest drinkers... a parties not a party unless the AST's are there!

Frat Guy: Holy Shit, look at those hot girls dancing on that table, they must be AST's

alpha sigma tau by Liam February 23, 2005