WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.

"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"

by colin November 18, 2003

alpha sigma tau

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

by colin February 26, 2005

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

Git

A pregnant Camel

That is a git

by Colin September 14, 2003

whois

A command commonly used on IRC, other chat proggies, or a lan based network.. usually displays a users IP address, idle time, ISP, and channel activity

/whois jon

Jon: 255.255.255.5 Socal.rr.com
#care @#gtfo

by Colin October 20, 2003

ringroad

Ringroad. A word synonymous with many things. Concrete. Congestion. Confusion. Coventry. Many wretched souls have been lost on Coventry's ringroad...

Ringroad are four alcohol-fuelled fops who are breaking down the barriers of popular culture with their avant-garde views and radical, brilliant and catchy ideas. Or at least they will do, once they escape the sticky paws of Coventry nightlife.

who are that great band ringroad?? they are simply amazing. visit their website at www.ringroad.tk!

by colin April 12, 2005