colin's definitions

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004

Bwahahaha!

Improper use of the much maligned correct Muahahaha. Often used with much gusto in place of actual intelligence.

Please see Muahahaha.

I ate the eggs....Bwahahaha

by Colin April 9, 2004

beleagured

When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.

Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!

by colin January 19, 2005

sasuke

for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke ([e-mail])

someone come give me some male black lovin in the butt....i cant wait til i go to jail!

by colin March 16, 2005

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004