(Noun) The mystical destination one arrives at when they consume enough narcotics and booze in one sitting to achieve a deity-like state of mind #paradise
Somewhere in Valencia, 2017...
“Oi Seano, you ain’t said much lately.”
Seano: “I can’t talk right now. I’m in Seshington World of Adventures.”
Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.
Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.
when you ya boi go to walmart and squire the dog piss (ingredients for lean) and drink it until you lose your shit and you have entered sipington city (sipington city is not a place it's a location)
bro1: Bro remember last night and we went to sipington city
bro2: yea bro shit go so crazy we stole a garden gnome for someone's yard
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.