Sethington 

Sethington the reincarnation of Jim Morrison himself, lives a good life but in his subconscious he’s trapped in a depressed rain of sadness that doesn’t succeed on going away , yet sethington has the looks and da nice white bod but still can’t succeed on finding a girl to be interested in him what so ever so if you meet sethington because only sethington that’s bitch there’s one of me fucker but meet this sethington you should give him a chance to take you out you don’t regret it .

Sethington is bad ass mother fucker

Sethington by GOD13420 February 11, 2020

Southington High School 

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

Southington High School by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009

southington 

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.

Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?

southington by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004

Southington 

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P

we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street

Southington by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

Southington 

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...

Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...

Southington by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003

Seshington World of Adventures

(Noun) The mystical destination one arrives at when they consume enough narcotics and booze in one sitting to achieve a deity-like state of mind #paradise

Somewhere in Valencia, 2017...
“Oi Seano, you ain’t said much lately.”
Seano: “I can’t talk right now. I’m in Seshington World of Adventures.”

Seshington World of Adventures by Dirty Mike Do What You Like May 31, 2019

southington 

Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is

*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's [flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !

southington by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone February 25, 2004