Smithington

The original Wordington, predating Wordington by 20 years. However, Smithington is known for being a lot more white than Wordington is. All residents of Smithington, just as Wordington residents are obsessed with gay black men, are obsessed with women turning into Agent Smith clones, possibly to the dregree of a twinning [fetish].

Smithington is often used to describe questionable behavior of teens in the early 2000s

P1: When I was 14 I drew [Chester Bennington] getting sexually harassed by a spider
P2: Ahhh yes, the Smithington Linkin Park fan

Smithington by Bambianca March 28, 2024

Sir Smithington 

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

Sir Smithington by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

Shittington 

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.

damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"

Shittington by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Southington High School 

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

Southington High School by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009

southington 

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.

Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?

southington by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004

Southington 

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P

we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street

Southington by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

Southington 

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...

Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...

Southington by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003