Sushington
Sushington by ILikeEels July 20, 2010
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Swashington
Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?
Swashington by Tyranitar September 21, 2009
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Southington High School
A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.
Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.
J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.
J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.
Southington High School by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009
southington
Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.
Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?
southington by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004
Southington
Southington by jgrmeister December 12, 2003
Southington
Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...
Southington by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003
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