Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Mrs. Simington 

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.
Mrs. Simington by m_val June 13, 2018

Symington 

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.
"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."
Symington by DAZZA September 12, 2016

Sippington City 

When you sip too much drank classic and get wavey as fuck.
Brown: Yo nigga I'm gonna have another sip!
Whiteman: Nah dawg you'll go to Sippington City!

Singtong 

Anyone named Singtong is a bottom bitch boy. They are playboys who aren't really playboys and always end up crying because no one loves them. Probably got into a fatal car crash cause damn they have a face not even their own mother could love. AND NEVER EVER SAY A SINGTONGS NAME IT WILL UNLEASH A HORRIBLE BEAST UPON THIS WORD CALLED THEIR "HAPPINESS"
Their such a singtong we should murder him.

sumintono 

Sumintono replaces the other "bad" words.
"eeeekkk!! disgusting" - "eeeekkkk! Its like Sumintono"
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"

etc etc et cetera
sumintono by JepZ November 11, 2006

paul siminon 

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.
Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."
paul siminon by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more