Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Mrs. Simington

Formidable.

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.

by m_val June 13, 2018

Symington

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

by DAZZA September 12, 2016

Sippington City

When you sip too much drank classic and get wavey as fuck.

Brown: Yo nigga I'm gonna have another sip!
Whiteman: Nah dawg you'll go to Sippington City!

by buffapacheprime August 2, 2023

Singtong

Anyone named Singtong is a bottom bitch boy. They are playboys who aren't really playboys and always end up crying because no one loves them. Probably got into a fatal car crash cause damn they have a face not even their own mother could love. AND NEVER EVER SAY A SINGTONGS NAME IT WILL UNLEASH A HORRIBLE BEAST UPON THIS WORD CALLED THEIR "HAPPINESS"

Their such a singtong we should murder him.

by bobthebuilderthepimplord July 12, 2020

sumintono

Sumintono replaces the other "bad" words.

"eeeekkk!! disgusting" - "eeeekkkk! Its like Sumintono"
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"

etc etc et cetera

by JepZ November 11, 2006

paul siminon

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.

Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."

by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006