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Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.
Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.
goomad by Louie March 15, 2005
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Its another word to say mistress

Also referred as goomah which means mistress
Jessie: Hey what that goomad mean?

Kai: I dunno lets look it up
goomad by xxuwulonersxx January 2, 2019
Related Words
goomad goomada gooma goomah Gooman goomar Gomad GooDaddy goomara goonad
1. Extremely small gonads.

2. A gnome's gonads.

3. Roaming gnomes.

4. Roaming gonads.
Man, those balls were all over the place...they were gnomads!!

Using steroids gave my friend gnomads.

Did you see that guy in the locker room? He had some crazy gnomads.
gnomads by Drewvb12 June 29, 2007
Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.
goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003
Someone that's never at "home," in the traditional sense of the word, but somehow always feels at home.

A glomad defines home as any place they are or want to be. A glomad travels freely, lingering as long as they desire, creating ties in a new world without borders.

Their lives maybe spent on couches, hostels, short-term rentals but are defined by the incredibleness of their experiences.

Entrepreneurs, remote workers, digital workers all fall into this category
Where the eff is Dylan off to now?!

Oh that crazy glomad is OutTrippin as usual!
glomad by KcKal October 11, 2012
1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.
Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!
Gomad by Memz0rz January 7, 2010
Word of the Day on September 20, 2022
Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.
A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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