Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)

Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.

Seen at a jobcentre near you.

If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.

Shkids by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011

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Spykids 2

Noun {spahy-kidz-too}
The most heavenly creation known to man. It is worshiped and revered as a divine creation of an all-powerful deity in many cultures, such as the Ancient Mesopotamians, the Huli tribe of Papa New Guinea, and the Gaúcha of Argentina. Its creation is a mystery, but it is thought to be the key to salvation in every major religion.

John - "Hey man, you want to go watch SpyKids 2?"
Steven - "Yeah, I haven't seen it in at least 20 minutes. It's probably about time to watch it again."
John - "I just love worshipping our divine creator"

Spykids 2 by Thumbclops January 29, 2019

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spykid

Another name for a skinhead who follows the traditional styles and attitudes (i.e. not nazis). Adapted from a crew name originally in Glasgow called the Spy Kids.

"There goes a fuckin' spykid. Oh, shit! He heard me! Run!"

spykid by eyeDfy May 6, 2008

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Shkiddin

Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.

You wanna race ? Shkiddin !

Shkiddin by HalexH March 29, 2007

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shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.

Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"

shkidmark by maXrUm December 16, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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