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just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said
"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.
just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

shidding and fardding 

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it
When you’re sitting on the toilet and poo comes out of your butthole profusely at a very fast rate of time, like forcing the power of the sun out, leaving a burning sensation on the anus.
I was shiddin so hard I prayed to god for mercy
shiddin by The shiddler February 27, 2022

Shidding 

Just like shitting but worse. Shidding is where you are blowing up the toilet.
I am shidding and it is bad.
Shidding by Shitzreal August 19, 2022

shkidding 

a funky and fun way to say kidding.
are you shkidding me!?!?
shkidding by x3 miss katrinaaa September 24, 2005

schkiddin 

Abreveated version of "I'm just kidding"
You's ugly...schkiddin
schkiddin by Bailey November 6, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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