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To purposely take or "joox" a physical thing; to steal certain thing fro someone which changes hands easily.
"I wanna shwoops that lighter"
"I shwoopsed his girlfriend, bro (reffering to a non- intimate male companion).
"Suchhh Shwooopssss!!!"
"I'm on auto- shwoops!!"
Shwoops by Shfinkel January 2, 2010
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pokey shloops 

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
pokey shloops by 'rynside July 26, 2008
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Schwoops 

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.
Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You aight man? [JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

Shwoopdidoop

To swindle or rip off someone; Shady action; To be/get jewed; alot of the time involving money
Ex 1
-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."

-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."

-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."

-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"

Ex 2

-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"
Shwoopdidoop by AGDawg May 9, 2013
yo, you smoke all the shwoop?
yeah, im tired as hell now
shwoop by herbmeitser July 18, 2011

swoopsies 

Swoopsies is the defined as a max mistake, joking in a way. Similar to oopsies but on a serious scale but also for laughs. Can use in almost any situations, texting, in person conversations, pretty much anything.
Citlali: AHhahaha I killed you in among us... SWOOPSIEs
Jacob: aha not funny didnt laugh
swoopsies by Bonkgo January 6, 2021

swoopsgiving

A holiday that takes place during the month of November in which friends attempt to "swoop" or take over possession of their friends' girlfriends, significant others or love interests. All girls/boys of friends or collegues are fair game and one cannot be upset with a friend or collegue if his or her significant other or love interest is swooped upon. It is customery to make a bird symbol with one's hands and decree "Caaa Caaa" in reference to a bird sound (probably that of a crow) once a swoop is completed. Leaving your victim a can of "Swoops" candy upon the completetion of a swoop upon said individual is also customery.
James: Sorry I swooped on your girl, it's November and you know what that means... Swoopsgiving. Caaa Caaa!
swoopsgiving by Morgan Hernan September 25, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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