swoopsgiving

A holiday that takes place during the month of November in which friends attempt to "swoop" or take over possession of their friends' girlfriends, significant others or love interests. All girls/boys of friends or collegues are fair game and one cannot be upset with a friend or collegue if his or her significant other or love interest is swooped upon. It is customery to make a bird symbol with one's hands and decree "Caaa Caaa" in reference to a bird sound (probably that of a crow) once a swoop is completed. Leaving your victim a can of "Swoops" candy upon the completetion of a swoop upon said individual is also customery.

James: Sorry I swooped on your girl, it's November and you know what that means... Swoopsgiving. Caaa Caaa!

swoopsgiving by Morgan Hernan September 25, 2006

Shopsgiving

To remove yourself from family activities on Thanksgiving, to stand in line for hours, have negative attitude towards other shoppers, to wade through the massive crowds for that perfect gift at a discounted price

"I hate that Thanksgiving has become Shopsgiving"

Shopsgiving by GoddessMoon November 19, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004