ALL nouns can be categorized as 'Swoophy' or pertaining 'Swooph'. To be 'Swoophy' your "Mojo must be Goofy" If your Mojo is not Goofy, you have no 'Swooph'. If you have no 'Mojo' whatsoever, then you most likely have "Swag".
Lame. If you have a "Goofy Mojo" you are
special, and you are entitled to
claim yourself 'Swoophy'
Instead of saying 'swag' after everything, say Swooph.
Austin Powers is Swoophy
Bill
Clinton is Swoophy
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Swoophy
Johnny Tsunami is Swoophy
The Rugrats are Swoophy
Pablo Picasso is Swoophy
Casey Anthony is Swoophy.. just kidding fuck that bitch NO swooph.
If you'
re outgoing and can talk to anyone, you're probably swoophy.
"I just woke up in my Polo
Pj's feeling extra swoophy!"
"Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Based
God, you are so Swoophy"
"I just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy"
Bird Of Swooph-Peacock