shmonga
Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.
shmonga by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020
Words you can keep
Shlonga
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
Related Words
shmonga • shmongalong • Shmonday • shmong • Shmooga • shlongadongdong • shmonged • shmongloid • Shmungality • Shonga Bonga
Shwonga
Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."
Shwonga by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal
A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022
Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong
The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
shmonday
Bob: is today sunday?
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
shmonday by achflemmed April 16, 2009
Shlongaphobia
(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
Shlongaphobia by Patty Kane March 24, 2010
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