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Shwock

An skill, activity or trait that somebody is particularly good at or has, and has gained recognition for doing so.
"Malcom is known for his stupid dolphin laugh. It's his shwock.
by NotEpicBlooFox August 30, 2015
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Shwock

1. To hit someone in the balls with a large object.
I Shwocked Maco cause his pants were shweck and he refused to buy new ones.
by The Dean C April 26, 2005
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shockley

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
by Reknown February 11, 2014
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shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018
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Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
by Just Brushed September 23, 2011
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pog shock dart

A sexy deagle demon that absolutely makes everyone nut their balls out of how good you are.
Omg dan ur such a pog shock dart🥺
by kimik00 March 1, 2022
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