shwockey 

a stupid person; a fool; an idiot!

he dropped the glass and it smashed..what a shwockey

shwockey by Marie Pearson June 26, 2007

Shockey 

The father of all Bullshit

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'

Shockey by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010

Shockey 

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.

Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."

Shockey by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005

Shockey 

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

Shockey by shocked16 March 28, 2010

Shockey 

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

Shockey by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

shockey 

1. To tattle like a child
2. To snitch
3. To react like a little bitch when you don't get your way

Jeremy shockeyed on me to my girlfriend about my weekend in Vegas in order to win her over. It didn't work.

shockey by nola_me August 5, 2012

Shockey 

a male who's penis tends to curve to the left.

(as two girls are turning left at a stop sign)

girl:look girl
girl 2:what.!?
girl:were taking a shockey

Shockey by Gesikuh and Genuh June 12, 2008