Shwardo 

The overly eager act of washing your penis. Creating the sound of a wet rigger boot being put on.

Mate!! What are you doing in there???

Shwardo!!

Shwardo by DrShwardo February 9, 2025

Shardool 

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie

Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do

Shardool by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021

Shardonia 

2 mi. north/northeast of south-central Shardonia. The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right,(but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

- B "Triple 6" Money

Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

-John "The Gina Jammer" White

City Shardiff/ Dir. of Propaganda & Disshardformation

-Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle

Shard Shanty or crystal palace. tweeker tent or shiney station are all examples of shardonia

Shardonia by J Wrangler & Shardless Shelter July 26, 2009

shardon 

1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway

Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon

shardon by niggy123321 June 6, 2017

shardonnay 

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.

Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay

shardonnay by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006

shardon 

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

shardon by dadafari October 18, 2009

shwaldo

1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah
2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids

hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!

shwaldo by bobbysags May 20, 2008