Skip to main content
The overly eager act of washing your penis. Creating the sound of a wet rigger boot being put on.
Shwardo by DrShwardo February 9, 2025
Words you can keep

Shardool 

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie
Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do
Shardool by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021
Related Words

Shardonia 

2 mi. north/northeast of south-central Shardonia. The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right,(but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

- B "Triple 6" Money

Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

-John "The Gina Jammer" White

City Shardiff/ Dir. of Propaganda & Disshardformation

-Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle
Shard Shanty or crystal palace. tweeker tent or shiney station are all examples of shardonia
1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.

2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway
Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.

Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon
shardon by niggy123321 June 6, 2017

shardonnay 

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.
Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay
shardonnay by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006
An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.
Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
shardon by dadafari October 18, 2009
1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah
2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids
hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!
shwaldo by bobbysags May 20, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next