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A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.
He deals some good shards, want a fix?
Shard by Colder May 7, 2011
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have you seen old mate nah last time I saw him he was on the shard hard in some ice den sucking on his sweat puff pippy getting treated like a ice clown
shard by Ice shard March 27, 2019
I just got paid today. got me a pocket full of shards. Behold, the shard of destiny!
shard by that guy that welds September 28, 2014
A little bit Shit and a little bit fart.
Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.
shard by BCE_MN November 22, 2006
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments
There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.
shard by Shawn February 24, 2004
The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.
After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.
Shard by cballznhoney April 12, 2012