shwaldo

1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah
2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids

hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!

shwaldo by bobbysags May 20, 2008

shaldon

The absolute party animal. Friendly, loving, family orientated and epic. A rebel in his own way. A goal driven person in every way.

Shaldon is a beast.

shaldon by PsychoBeast1004 March 28, 2018

schwaldo 

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

schwaldo by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

swaldo 

ejaculating into your face, but stopping the cum from glazing your eyes by wearing glasses.

I pulled a swaldo the other day, it was a good job i was wearing my glasses.

swaldo by corys April 10, 2009

shwandongalong

Large male genitalia. A big dick if you will.

That guy has a massive shwandongalong

shwandongalong by Mad Plutonian Overlord April 2, 2023

Shwandofely 

Bullshit spoken in high-nose uppity language.

"Hey man just get on with the point cut the shwandofely. I understand this a treatise in your mind but I don't have all day and I need to get to the point already."

Shwandofely by dalphondic/acc October 18, 2024

Shwardo 

The overly eager act of washing your penis. Creating the sound of a wet rigger boot being put on.

Mate!! What are you doing in there???

Shwardo!!

Shwardo by DrShwardo February 9, 2025