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Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."
Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008
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Shaded Citadel 

Horror games in a nutshell, there's dark creepy rooms, SPIDERS, and the total lack of anything that's not monstrous.
wait you have spider phobia? too bad, you should just put down your game and never play it again, or let someone else play it for you
S.W.A.D.E.D.

Smoke Weed All Day Every Day
Can be used as a verb or adjective as "fucked up" by way of the defining articles- smoke weed all day everyday.
I was swaded all last week

I'm swaded.
Swaded by PSTRNK April 30, 2008
To get really drunk. Derived from "shwasted" derived from "shit, I'm really wasted"
Wow I got so shwayed last night I hardly remember anything.
Shwayed by Dustytrail August 3, 2013
Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.
Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!
shmaded by bia bia April 22, 2006

pre-shaded 

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"
1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.
pre-shaded by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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